So I recently joined Orkut.. and I realised its the greatest thing that happened to man after google.. i mean.. of course.. google and orkut are by the same people (google) .. I found so many people on Orkut.. and a hell of a lot of wierdos as well.. with a name like "Im off for 3 weeks" .. yea i pity the guy as well..
anyway the secret of orkut is donuts.. everyone knows that donuts are the source of power in orkut.. if you eat donuts in the morning then you can perform more on orkut (like determine who is gonna add you in the next 24 hours).. I know you guys didnt know that part.. I mean.. the god damn SERVER runs on donuts..

Bad Bad people.. no donut for you