In an unprecedented move.. I have decided that I will stop listening to Iron Maiden.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! yeah right

anyway.. Ive been away almost the whole day I guess.. Its been kinda tiring.. but you know.. its better than sitting in the house and rotting.. and farting..

ive never been much of an outdoorsy person because i spent most of my life with my most favourite person in the world inside the house - the computer. so i had a childhood deprived of sports..

but ive started playing them now.. except for basketball in which i can barely pronounce the players names' let alone dribble the ball without committing one of the million fouls (doubling, shifting, violation etc etc) too many fouls to remember

thats the good thing about football.. if you're italian.. you can think that the ref wont see you elbow a player while jumping for the ball.. and when the guy falls down with blood coming from his face.. you can pretend innocence.. there are too few players in basketball to commit such a heinous crime.

or if you're french.. learning to headbutt your opponent is a good option. of course.. this can only be done if you're a world class player cited by many as the greatest player ever playing in your last game ever

anyone else will fail miserably (ie. they wont get caught)


Note: 200 people in the world dont know the meaning of headbutt.