Reasons why I think Mathematics is female

1) It is unnecessarily complex
2) There are about a million ways to do the same problem, but NOT GET THE SOLUTION!
3) Women can multiply problems .. Mathematics has multiplication as well
4) Women can subtract money .. Mathematics has subtraction.
5) You never understand a thing a woman says.. its the same with maths
6) You cant live without maths.. you cant live without women either.

right
being 17 is no different from being 16. I know ive just experienced one day of this.. but its the same shit.. everyone wants to grow up.. be 17-18.. you LIVE THE SAME LIFE GOD DAMN IT.. the angel of money and parties isnt gonna come to you and say "look.. you're 17 now.. here.. you can have a credit card with infinite credit and party everyday while i look at your books and make you pasS"
NOOOOO
ok.. thats that
but otherwise.. it isnt that bad.. atleast you know you lived till youre 17/// i mean.. you know..

In an unprecedented move.. I have decided that I will stop listening to Iron Maiden.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! yeah right

anyway.. Ive been away almost the whole day I guess.. Its been kinda tiring.. but you know.. its better than sitting in the house and rotting.. and farting..

ive never been much of an outdoorsy person because i spent most of my life with my most favourite person in the world inside the house - the computer. so i had a childhood deprived of sports..

but ive started playing them now.. except for basketball in which i can barely pronounce the players names' let alone dribble the ball without committing one of the million fouls (doubling, shifting, violation etc etc) too many fouls to remember

thats the good thing about football.. if you're italian.. you can think that the ref wont see you elbow a player while jumping for the ball.. and when the guy falls down with blood coming from his face.. you can pretend innocence.. there are too few players in basketball to commit such a heinous crime.

or if you're french.. learning to headbutt your opponent is a good option. of course.. this can only be done if you're a world class player cited by many as the greatest player ever playing in your last game ever

anyone else will fail miserably (ie. they wont get caught)


Note: 200 people in the world dont know the meaning of headbutt.

there's a inverse relation between violence at home and marks at school

The greater the marks .. the less violence

Ok, so recently, in a shouting match, which involved a few things thrown at each other.. I am subdued. not too much.. but enough not to go for the Independence Day ball which was yesterday..

But its not like the I-Day ball would have been fun for me or anything.. not many people from school went.. I wouldnt have known many people.. plus I cant dance.

Its easy to say "Learn".. yea.. well its like telling an elephant to learn to dance.. okay.. i dont look ANYTHING like an elephant.. but im pretty sure an elephant and I could have a good dancing competition .. and he'd win..

I wasnt born to dance. I was born to headbang.. go in a wild frenzy.. banging my head (not literally).. around.. long hair (not yet) floating .. hitting other people in the face with that same long hair and then hearing them complain about the stinging.. yep.. thats what i was made for..

then the next day.. neck pain.

Hips dont lie - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean

I dont know how much input came in from shakira.. i mean.. okay.. so the video has her shaking her butt and all.. wow.. quite nice.. etc etc..
has anyone noticed how much SINGING she actually does for the song? no.. welll.. she sings the chorus..

why the hell is the song called Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean then?? it should be Wyclef Jean (and a whole lot of other guys) feat Shakira..

nope.. its the other way around..

boom

songs are wierd.. so are bands
for example.. green day releases an album mocking the scene of pop today.. but they're mainstream shit.. now they cant sell without MTV !

contradictory

List of Sell Outs (in my opinion)
Ozzy
Kiss
Metallica
Green Day
Slayer

thats about it.. for now..