Well.. I'm sitting here in the Digital Library of College wondering whether I should go for team trials or not. I know the chances of me getting in (.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%), but its worth a shot, its fun. Then again, I dont want to bother changing into the shorts and tshirt and boots and then go to the ground and etc etc. I have to go to the library anyway (yes mum, I DO use the library).. and I AM studying, not wasting money on a course like your daughter who doesnt know WHY she's doing an MBA in Foreign Trade :P

I know why I'm doing Economics. I Just figured it out. Its because ECONOMICS will explain to me WHY I have no money. B.Com will just explain to me where the money goes. I have to HAVE money to know where it goes. So, I'm doing Economics.

I also plan to own Manchester United, hence, I need money. Therefore, we IMPLY that I took Economics BECAUSE I want to own United. You savvy?